Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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