i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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