so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm like, not good at living.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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