butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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