Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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