you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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