What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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