Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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