Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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