2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
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I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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