Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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