She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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