I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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