Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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