dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
