What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
