I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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