ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.