One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
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The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
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