It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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