shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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