forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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