Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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