But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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