Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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