Midget sex pt 2 tonight
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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