Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I wear drunk well.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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