i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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