Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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