You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
