so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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