New low: just hacked my moms facebook
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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