Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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