very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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