He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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