like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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