forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I need moral support for this bender
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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