Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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