It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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