it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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