You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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