How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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