Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so let's talk penis.
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
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