I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
It's just like the Real World with babies
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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