it was like his penis was on wheels.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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