Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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