yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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