I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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