Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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