Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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