When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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