office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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