We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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