no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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