So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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