we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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