This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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