just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
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He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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