It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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