it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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